Let me stipulate at the outset: I do not qualify for any youth movement. In fact, I first voted in the 1960 presidential contest between John Kennedy and Richard Nixon. No conscientious bartender, if I were trying to buy a round of alcoholic drinks for the table, would insist upon seeing my driver’s license.
But twice this past week, I fairly bristled when two early 20-something salespeople, working for businesses I truly trust, before waiting on me said with a slightly patronizing air, “How’s everything going today with you, young man?”
Reaching across the generational divide to address a customer or patient or anybody else who is obviously of grandparenting age as “young lady” or “young fellow” is just offensive. Would the bosses of employees who do this tolerate their asking a bald man, “How’s everything going, Curly?” or greeting a customer with an obvious weight problem with, “Can I help you, Slim?” Tell me, please: Am I just being grumpy when I request that we permanently retire the condescending “young man” and “young lady” from our daily conversations?
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Washington today remains a unique place. Just last fall, Wisconsin’s Rep. Paul Ryan, the GOP vice presidential nominee, and incumbent Democratic President Barack Obama were locked in a no-holds-barred political slugfest. But this past week, Ryan, the House Budget Committee chairman, and the re-elected Obama met in a very private lunch to discuss federal deficits. That’s right, just the two of them — and their food-tasters.
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The private lunch with Ryan was part of the Obama administration’s new “Charm Offensive.” A few locals are frankly skeptical about this latest White House initiative.
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With all the turnover in Cabinet and White House personnel to be expected in a second presidential administration, unsubtle ambition has been on unappealing display here in Washington. The endless maneuvering for appointments and promotions reminds me of the story about, perhaps, the most opportunistic job-seeker of the 19th century.
Barely an hour after news of the death of the collector of revenue for the port of Baltimore reached Washington, this relentless self-promoter knocked on the White House door, where he asked President Abraham Lincoln directly, “Can I take his place?” To which Honest Abe replied, “If it’s OK with the undertaker, it’s OK with me.”
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A visit to Boston made me recall John McCain’s line that after the unsuccessful White House campaigns of favorite sons Barry Goldwater, Mo Udall, Bruce Babbitt and McCain himself, Arizona was the only state where mothers did not tell their children that if they worked hard and did right, they could grow up to be president.
— Mark Shields is one of the most widely recognized political commentators in the United States. The former Washington Post editorial columnist appears regularly on CNN, on public television and on radio. Click here to contact him, or click here to read previous columns. The opinions expressed are his own.