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Michelle Malkin: Letterman’s Yuks about Statutory Rape Is Just Yuck
Dear David Letterman,
Will you teach your son to talk about women and girls the way you talk about Sarah Palin and her daughters?

You called the married 45-year-old mother, grandmother and Alaska governor a “slutty flight attendant” on your national TV talk show because she happens to be a tall, beautiful and dynamic public figure who doesn’t look, walk or talk the way you think she should.
You joked on national television about Palin’s teenage daughter “getting knocked up” by professional baseball player Alex Rodriguez or solicited by the prostitute-addicted former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer because it’s acceptable in your social and professional circles to sneer at the children of politicians you despise.
You admitted that your attacks on Palin’s family were in “poor taste,” but cackled while acknowledging your sophomoric judgment.
You expressed moral indignation at being misconstrued, yet you purposely omitted the name of the daughter you were mocking.
Fourteen-year-old Willow was the daughter who accompanied Palin on her trip last week, not 18-year-old Bristol, whom you now claim was the target of your feckless smear — a smear you still insist is perfectly defensible. Look at yourself, Dave. Look at how lame your excuse-making was on your Wednesday night show:
“These are not jokes made about her 14-year-old daughter. I would never, never make jokes about raping or having sex of any description with a 14-year-old girl. I mean, look at my record. It has never happened. I don’t think it’s funny. I would never think it was funny. I wouldn’t put it in a joke ...”
Tell us, great comic genius, how tacking on four years to the target daughter makes it funny? We unenlightened dim bulbs who live outside of Manhattan’s boundaries don’t get the joke.
Will you be able to explain it to your son?
Face it: David Letterman, late-night entertainer turned partisan hack and hit man, has a deranged obsession with Palin and her family that has crossed into rank bigotry and hatred. If the CBS network cares about basic standards of decency on public airwaves and if it cares at all about bolstering its shrinking audience, the network honchos will get Letterman a therapist pronto.
Over the past year, Letterman has displayed his sexist, elitist stripes in jibe after jibe aimed at Palin. Taken cumulatively, Letterman’s mockery is about much more than expressing contempt for the popular Republican leader. It’s a handy device to deride a broad class of working-class and middle-class women he holds in contempt:
» “You know, she reminds me, she looks like the flight attendant who won’t give you a second can of Pepsi. No, you’ve had enough. We’re landing. Looks like the waitress at the coffee shop who draws a little smiley face on your check. Have a nice day.”
» “She looks like the dip sample lady at Safeway. She looks like the nurse who weighs you and then makes you sit alone in your underwear for 20 minutes. She looks like the Olive Garden hostess who says, ‘I’m sorry, your table isn’t ready yet.’ She looks like the infomercial lady who says she made $64,000 a month flipping condos.”
» “She looks like the lady at the bakery who yells out ‘44! 45!’ She looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench. That’s who she looks like. She looks like the lady who has a chain of cupcake stores.”
Last November, Letterman told tanking CBS News anchor Katie Couric that he was “aroused” by Palin. In March, he attacked Bristol Palin and snickered about her being “knocked up” again.
Letterman reminds me of a lecher at the school bus stop. Or an aging creep lurking in the dirty magazine section at a convenience store. Attention, CBS: Get him help now.
Michelle Malkin is author of Unhinged: Exposing Liberals Gone Wild. Click here for more information. She can be contacted at malkinblog@gmail.com.
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» on 06.15.09 @ 04:48 AM
Throughout this article Michelle complains about the attacks by Letterman but turns right around and does the same thing to him. She has made a living out of extreme commentary that rides to the same level as Letterman. Although Letterman was wrong with his comments Michelle has no ground to stand on.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:13 AM
What’s the difference between what Letterman said and what Don Imus said about the Rutgers womens basketball team? Oh, yeah, Imus was canned right away.
Also, what does A-rod think about being called a statutory rapist?
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:39 AM
You said it all, and very well! Thanks Michelle!
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:41 AM
The world seems to have forgotten something, there is this thing called humor. Dave’s usually pretty funny. This was a little out of line, but Palin is blowing this completely out of proportion and making herself look more and more foolish everyday.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:42 AM
Hey stupid..it was a bad joke about the 18 year old that got knocked up. It was never about the 14 year old because the joke wouldn’t have made any sense. End of story ...move on and find something worth while to talk about.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:42 AM
is`nt there a war somewhere , aren`t children starving somewhere….
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:43 AM
Bravo!!!!Your comments are perfect….he’s a political hack, an actor who can’t think for himself..spiels off with drivel fed to him by writers who are sanctioned by his network..right thinking people should consider boycotting.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:43 AM
His remarks were certainly in poor taste - and his apology was not entirely satisfactory. However, it is clear from this “controversy” that conservatives, led by Palin who have nothing to offer to the country politcally, are using this as a sideshow to garner media attention and sympathy. Guess what: none of this is helping your “tanking” party. You have bigger problems.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:44 AM
cry more.
it’s freedom of speech.
or do you want them to take that away from us too?
or is your problem just with the freedom of the press?
you know what the worse part of censorship is its [this has been censored for your protection], and that’s all i have to say about that.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:46 AM
Maybe Mr Letterman would get the feeling if we all started talking about people playing with his son in inappropiate ways so we could get a laugh. I bet that would raise the hair on his back.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:46 AM
I am so sick of Letterman and Talk Show hosts of this caliber. Thank heaven, I have the choice not to turn him on or buy the products his show endorse.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:47 AM
“Face it: David Letterman, late-night entertainer turned partisan hack and hit man, has a deranged obsession with Palin and her family that has crossed into rank bigotry and hatred.”
——————————-
This piece reminds me of how the Right rose up in righteous fury at the cruel, perverted taunts from among their ranks aimed at young Chelsea Clinton.
Maybe, after this, Michelle will march on to straighten out the Great White Whales at Fox News, followed by a big smackdown of the Gorillas Own Party (GOP) in South Carolina…
Or not. Maybe she’s just a partisan hack.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:47 AM
Now Malkin leaves out a few words to give you the impression that Letterman called the Governor slutty, he did not. He said her look was slutty. As for the statutory rape claim, Letterman said himself that he was referring to her other daughter and I thought that line was awful. But with this country and our problems some conservative commentators want to focus on things that should be condemned but not constantly brought up. what good does this do? I believe that after following many commentators you must go and read the information for yourself. Don’t rely on commentators they distort things wanting you to believe things that are not true. We have more information than ever before and it is distorted to convey a message. This divisiveness must stop and we the people of the USA must end this silliness. There are conservatives and non-conservatives that want to divide us on silly things. We don’t have to let them. Information is nothing without education. Stop the Distortions
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:48 AM
Play it again, Michelle. This country needs to hear from women like you and men who have the moral backbone to stand up for values that are higher than low life or we will be doing Exodus2. http://www.Exodus2.info
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:48 AM
David Letterman is a comedian. He tells jokes for a living. Some raunchy, some not. Some hard hitting. Some soft. You, however, are a journalist or essayist. Yet you equate Letterman with a pedaphile at a bus stop or an old man addicted to porn. His excuse: He’s a professional comedian. Your excuse?
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:48 AM
The difference between Imus and Dave is that Dave is funny and Imus isn’t. Dave has made thousands of jokes sometimes they hit and sometimes they miss. This was a miss so let it go and move on. There really is no story here, Sarah Palin is just trying to stay relevant and play the victim as usual.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:48 AM
David Letterman is a comedian. He tells jokes for a living. Some raunchy, some not. Some hard hitting. Some soft. You, however, are a journalist or essayist. Yet you equate Letterman with a pedaphile at a bus stop or an old man addicted to porn. His excuse: He’s a professional comedian. Your excuse?
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:48 AM
Michelle - that’s the pot calling the kettle “yuck”...Letterman is such a total pig he should be working for FOX, too.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:49 AM
it’s called freedom of spech you neo facist piece of CRAP… he can say what ever he wants , she’s the stupid B#$%! who cant’ make her family live up to her chistian reich believes, and she has the balls to tell us what to do… WE SHOULD NOT ACCEPT ANY form of censorship NO MATTER HOW DISTASTEFULL
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:49 AM
If you dont like him, don’t watch him. It’s as easy as that. I find it funny that most of these people who insult Dave are probably not late night watchers. They have to get up early and do important things at 5am. Sarah palin raised at least one daughter with ‘loose morals’ and its not unthinkable for it to happen again.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:52 AM
Oh Michelle,
You remind me of Sarah Palin, in that you too are trying to make a living off your fake outrage.
Do you really think anyone of moderate intelligence can’t see through this? Or are you just counting on people who are already mad that a black Democrat got elected will pile on to something-else-to-be-angry-about?
Yap. Yap yap. Yap yap yap.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:53 AM
Michelle - get a grip. It helps you look less hypocritical if you don’t attack your targets in the same way that you accuse them of attacking others. It is particularly crude of you to cause him a lecher and imply that he’s a pedophile. Also wrong: Sarah Palin implying that Letterman can’t be trusted around young girls. Isn’t that the sort of language and innuendo you would condemn if someone else said it?
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:54 AM
Letterman did make his apology on his show. Letterman left the kids’ names out of his apology and wisely so: He learned his lesson and backed away from mentioning kids. The 14 year-old’s name shouldn’t be mentioned.
Bristol, however, has since been on tour as the poster girl for abstinence, despite her and her boyfriend’s admission that teenagers probably shouldn’t be relied on to practice it.
And while we’re at it, WHY was a 14-year-old thousands of miles away from at a baseball game and NOT IN SCHOOL?? MY child was in school that day; why wasn’t hers? Maybe the game was on a Saturday, but travel time is several hours across 4 time zones. Something stinks more than Letterman’s choice of jokes.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:54 AM
overly sensitive. taking what a professional comedian says seriously may indicate irrationality or basic ignorance at best, attention seeking or lunacy at worst. nobody looks to letterman for facts or opinions, just laughs for laughs’ sake. this article makes its author look like a fool…
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:54 AM
Ahh yes, when the party you defend has nothing to offer I guess the only thing you can do is attack random celebrities. Jesus people, this guy is a comedian on a late night talk show, he’s not the anchor on Nightline or anything. Get a life Malkin and Palin.
Looks like Caribou Barbie is attempting to attach her wagon to about anything she can these days to get print. What a sorry, sad egomaniac.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:55 AM
Go back to your country!!!
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:56 AM
if he had said that about my wife and my daughter,he’d end up with some new dental work!
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:57 AM
I can’t see a justification for this degree of backlash on what could easily be a (perhaps tasteless) joke on a media figure. If Ms. Palin was not a political icon of the current GOP we would never have heard one thing about this. Move on Malkin, and stop splashing more attention than is necessary on something that makes my political party look petty.
(insert “Response-175.jpg” here - a dolled up picture of myself in a poor attempt to create legitimacy for my words via physical appearance)
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:57 AM
Letterman needs to apologize, no joking. He is disgusting.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:57 AM
This is interesting how someone who claims to be exposing liberals stands up for the phoniest of republicans. Sarah Palin has strategically chosen to involve her children in her campaigns. She talks the talk about conservative values but fails to back it up with walking the walk. Not only in her lack of protecting her own children but in the way she governs her state. Alaska is number one in Federal Government spending per capita, yet she claims to want less government. Oh I guess thats for everyone else but she is happy taking money from the rest of us. We have a glut of Natural Gas in the lower 48 but she thinks we should spend an additional 14 billion dollars on a pipeline. I am confused. Like I said, she talks but doesn’t even crawl.
As for Letterman, yeah Dave, poor taste but I have never agreed with everything you said but I know how to change the channel.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:58 AM
Totally agree with Ms. Malkin. If CBS can’t summon the courage to fire Letterman outright, then they should, at least, have the courage to appologize to the Palin fmily. How about CBS stating “We as a major corporation don’t stand for that…it’s not who we are.” Unfortunately, it is who they are. I, for one, will boycot CBS until I see some civility come back into their programming.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:58 AM
Letterman lost it a long time ago. Michelle may blast away a people she deems liberal but that has nothing to do with this article. Letterman was and is out of line. I stopped watching him years before he left NBC. I forget he is even still on the air,till I channel surf by him.
I saw him jogging once (I didn’t live that far from him, for a while). He looks a lot creepier in real life than he does on TV. He looks way older, they must use a trowel to smooth out the wrinkles on him. By the way Dave, look where your jogging, you almost ran into my car (the Silver Mercedes 450SLC, to jog your memory, and the band-aid across your nose is a poor disguise).
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:58 AM
It is LATE NIGHT Television “Entertainment” people. Nobody should have to explain it to children because they will not have watched the program. Oh yeah and the button on the remote that has the arrow with the letters CH next to it. Use it the next time you are offended, I beleive there are plenty of Christian stations that would love to collect your ratings.
» on 06.15.09 @ 07:59 AM
Yeah! Someone that knows how to call a spade a spade, and David letterman the lech that he is. It is time to get sick, dirty old men off the national media. Haven’t we had enough of his type?
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:00 AM
You’re right on Michelle. I stopped watching Dave (the politician in comedian clothing) months ago. I couldn’t stand his obvious bias. The only thing you missed Michelle is directions for each of us to voice our opinion back to CBS and a way to boycott his sponsors until CBS takes action!
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:00 AM
At one time I admired Letterman’s sharp wit, but it now appears that he has lost his edge and now is a dottering old fool. I don’t remember any one liners when he “knocked up” the girl half his age. As an Alaskan I am proud of our governor, it appears that she is one of the few people around today willing to take a stand.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:00 AM
I guess morons stick up for one another..haha. I sure would like to know what Letterman could say about this chick..I can think of quite a few lovely things to say..haha.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:01 AM
Your comments were well written, clear and nicely expressed. HE IS SUCH A POOR EXCUSE FOR HUMOR…ONLY THOSE WHO HAVE NONE ATTACK AS HE DOES!!!!! A sad lack of moral judgment, and professional ethics! Carsen would have never stooped so low to get a laugh.
Best regards,
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:02 AM
Michele Malkin is disingenuous. Her opinions are the corporate defined opinions of he employer. The joke was a joke. I saw it live and it was perfectly clear to me who the joke was aimed at.
By overtly parading her unwed mother of a daughter before the media, turning her into a mouthpiece for her mother’s political agenda, Sarah Palin is the one who has made her daughter a target of ridicule and public critique.
If you want your children left out of the fray of political discourse and satire, then don’t turn them into poster children for the failures of abstinence only education.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:03 AM
A Rod probably realized it was a joke and moved on with his life like we all should. If you don’t like it, don’t watch. Simple solution. Just know you won’t be watching for 3 more years cause he just signed a contract extension for 3 years.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:04 AM
there’s a reason she’s stuck in the greater Santa Barbara area. Nice media market. you’re a tree that fell and no one heard you. good luck with your career in obscurity.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:05 AM
I agree Michelle, regardless of a person’s political leanings, what bothers me is that ANYBODY could say something akin to this about ANYONE’s children. Granted Bristol is now 18, but still, classless is still classless.
I was appalled and ashamed that the rest of the world who get news of this thinks that this is what America is all about. In other countries he would have been either figuratively or actually executed the very next day - very publicly so.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:05 AM
Double standard journalism will never allow Dave to be fired. Imus would not have been fired either if his remarks had not been made about black girls. The only way Palin and daughters will be defended in the press is if they suddenly become black and democrats. In that case the newsrooms would explode with calls to hang him by his testicles, if he had them.ssj.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:06 AM
Dave doesn’t need to be the self-appointed hatchet man to take Gov. Palen down to protect all the rest of us rubes, she is quite capable of doing that herself. Why give her the spotlight to be very well justified in her anger? Good commedians can be funny without being cruel. Smearing the Governor or the hard working, everyday people he said she looked like won’t reverse his slide in the ratings.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:06 AM
I agree Michelle. I agree. Dave needs a watermelon to be dopped on his head by “any” working American female from 11 stories above so we can all have a good belly laugh at him when it splatters on his temporarily useless gourd.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:06 AM
But a cartoon about the terrorists on the second plane to hit the towers joking about getting their miranda rights is funny?
Someone should ask Malkin why jokey jokes about the worst act of terrorism in the US are ok just because they’re making fun of Obama….
http://perspectives.com/forums/view_topic.php?id=206325&forum_id=91
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:07 AM
i do not agree. obviously “tacking on 4 more years” DOES make it acceptable- why otherwise do we have an age of majority? why is the word “rape” even mentioned in the context of a remark about getting “knocked up” (which she was= means PREGNANT)
Sarah Palin put HERSELF into the limelight- is a PUBLIC figure, and brought here DAUGHTER into the limelight as well, as an example of pregnancy necessitating wedlock.
She used her daughter to toot her OWN moral horn.
Where is your disgust at THAT?
Some significant portion of the US population dislikes Sarah Palin and laughs because they consider her an appropriate target. I would content that those crying NOW are ALSO politically motivated, albeit from the other side of the political spectrum (right wing.)
did you REALLY have nothing better to write about this week Michelle?
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:08 AM
judge not or be ye judged…
yes I’m a bleeding heart liberal who is appalled that a Mother would use her children any way that she can in order to further her political ambush of america. a comedian apologized a civilized person would accept and move on… Even go on the show - but no she wants to milk this like the uncivilized person she’s proven to be. by the way - the right used the words statutory rapist to make it sound worse - the term was knocked up and that usually means consenual sex like Bristol and so many other teens participate in. This is hilarious because next thing you know a neglectful Mother will be rewarded with another teen out of wedlock pregnancy…
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:08 AM
Palin is just using this for exposure. She acts “bothered” by an unfunny joke made by a comedian.
If she was so concerned about her kids, she wouldn’t have interjected them in to her failed bid to become vice president. Remember when she dragged her kids on to the tarmca to greet president Bush? She even got her daughter’s white trash boyfriend, dressed in his Sunday’s best, to stand there. Funny how once she lost the election, the “love” Bristol felt for her boyfriend faded away, and he was dumped. They are all a bunch of hypocrites.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:09 AM
wow, your article is so full of…. Really, if this shocks you maybe you should change channel?
when someone choose to be in the puiblic eye, he/she has to live with the fact he/she will be the target of jokes. Was the joke of poor taste? yes. So what, no one cna be good everytime. And this statement includes you. This article is poorly written and has no content. I hope you dont call yourself a journalist
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:10 AM
Palin has a daughter other than the one who’s an unwed mother?
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:11 AM
Do the unintelligent masses out there seriously believe that Mr. Letterman (or ANY lat night talk show host for all this matters) actually comes up with his OWN material? Good God, no. Does anyone recall or remember the “writer’s strike” a while back? Late night talk shows were reduced to re-runs of past episodes. Why? Because the WRITERS - not Mr. Letterman - were on strike. They come up with the garbage that spews from his mouth every evening on your television set. Granted, I do agree the joke was in poor taste, but Letterman isn’t the only one at fault here. Sarah just wanted her 15 MORE minutes of fame with her backlash. As a parent who preaches abstinence, and yet couldn’t keep her daughter from ending up as a pregnant teen, his joke - however unsavory it seemed - hit the nail on the head. It wasn’t a joke about Bristol - it was a direct smack to the face of Sarah’s parenting skills !
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:12 AM
I have missed Michelle from the time that she was regulary on the Oreilly show. I miss her for the same reason that I totaly agree with her comments about David Letterman. I would rather pose Michelle as a role model for my grandchildren than the aging creep
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:12 AM
How can anyone possibly continue to defend Letterman is just beyond me. I’m just stunned!
Local complains about Michelle then turns right around and does the same thing to her. Local has no grounds to stand on! Absurd!
It is always wrong to besmirch the morals and character of these public figures. Can we have commentary that is not so shallow and mean spirited?
I am disgusted by the left claiming to be in favor of some new era of civility and then defending, almost exalting this kind of speech. Sad!
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:13 AM
Absolutely right, Michelle. The double-standard is alive and well in Liberaldom.. .I cannot fathom what anyone would have done if a Conservative had made such disgusting comments. . oh wait, Don Imus. . .
Letterman was always creepy, now he’s politically creepy as well as the “normal” smut.
He needs to go—period. No place for people like him on the airwaves.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:15 AM
I’ll reserve my judgement on Mr. Letterman until he mocks the victims of the 9/11 terrorist attack with a picture of the second plane hitting the tower.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:15 AM
You remind me of a conservative puppet that parrots back all her thoughts that have been spoon fed to her by her handlers! All you people do is complain when things don’t go you’re way….IT WAS A JOKE, OK? Was your boy Limbaugh joking when he said his near seditious and treasonous rantings about our president? 5 years ago if anybody else had said these things, they would have been run out of town on a rail! Now you have the audacity to hide behind the 1st amendment? Bush and his ilk ran roughshod all over civil libierties in this country for 8 years, and the best you can come up with is give a comedian crap for a joke about your new “It” girl? PLEASE! GET A LIFE! Better yet get some focus, some new ideas or better yet get a clue!
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:16 AM
Seriously? “How tacking on four years to the target daughter makes it funny?” Let me think…. oh yeah, because then it’s not statutory rape, it’s a stupid adult getting “knocked up”. And his point when he says she looks like all these other women is that she’s so generic and clean cut that she can be practically anything to anyone. I mean come on, this rant is just ridiculous. Spare us your holier-than-thou attitude
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:17 AM
Everyone needs to see the light here. Remember when bidens daughter was caught on tape doing a line of cocaine. Fox news nor limbaugh or orielly or hannity went after it. Why? because when you get to the nitty gritty of it. It isnt our nature as conservatives to do it. Obama paraded his family on commercials nationwide, parade and people magazine. Those little girls have been in the limelight a whole lot more tham palin’s kids. Why cant liberals draw a line….morally. Leave the kids out. Out of respect. Ive watched letterman and SNL since i was a kid. I grew up ...they didnt.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:18 AM
you know Letterman didn’t parade his family out in front of the nation to get votes - Sarah Palin made her children publicly known figures, not Letterman. Though I agree he can be a bit crass at times, this ridiculous drama about his jokes on late night television about an 18 year old girl who did get pregnant under age and out of wedlock and was shoved in our face at every opportunity during the election seems like an acceptable target for jokes…and for the record he didn’t say Palin IS a slutty flight attendant - just that she looks like one and given all the mistakes she has made, I’d say he is going easy on her!
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:20 AM
Thank you !! MICHELLE MALKIN for standing up to D. Letterman. His views and CBS are sick and hurtful to women or let alone young women. CBS and D. Letterman think its funny to make fun of Palin and her family. It’s time to stop this and move on. Here a line for you David. Our New Pres. Obama was lost because he couldn’t find all 57 STATES he campaign in. Or would you just like to pick on women and young girls?
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:20 AM
I think Michelle is simply calling him on his “jokes” which were made in extremely poor taste and by the way Dave - NOT FUNNY EITHER. Who laughed at this anyway? This pathetic attempt at humor needs to be reigned in by someone sooner or later. Obviously his CBS(constant Bull ****) bosses condone this type of trashy comedy, it fits their political agenda maybe? In my opinion, Dave sounds alot like a man who simply has no respect for women. Ask his wife what she thinks of his comments, hmmm.
As far as calling for his job - seems it’s the first thing some people want when they think something is offensive. Freedom of speech only applies when that “free speech” is not directed at someone specific.
But this is what I say about fools - give’em enough rope, they’ll hang themselves.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:20 AM
Michelle, I will teach my son to talk about women like you, Sarah Palin and her daughters like David did any given days!
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:23 AM
I think it’s very scary to someone like Letterman to admit that a woman can actually be beautiful and intelligent. It just makes me wonder why she is such a threat to him and others like him? I say, can him..he doesn’t deserve the money he gets paid. Maybe the liberals will put a cap on his salary…yeah, right.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:23 AM
Anyone here of the First Amendment?
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:24 AM
Pallin has it all together. She is the most qualified person to run our country, bar nun. She manages the biggest state in greatest cuntry God ever put on the face of this hear earth. The liberals trash her because she is an attractive female who reached the peak through hard work and perserverance, not based on looks. She has my vote whenever she needs it, and anything else for that matter ;)
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:25 AM
hahah, this “piece” was more humorous than anything Dave said and he said some pretty funny things! hey Michelle maybe Dave could throw you a bone and give you a writing job for some skits on his show. You’re a decent enough looking broad, but you have the mental acuity of a banana slug. David Letterman is a comedian, he makes jokes, it’s not meant to be taken seriously. You must really “hate” Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, George Carlin, Jackie Gleason (threatening his wife with physical abuse constantly and mentally abusing her), etc. Well at least Letterman isn’t a drug abusing, hypocrite, college drop out with multiple failed marriages like Rush Limbaugh….
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:25 AM
Michelle Malkin you are no journalist. You’re just another hypster misquoting people to stir up controversy.
David Letterman did NOT call Sarah Palin a “slutty flight attendant” (those are YOUR quotation marks). He called her LOOK, that of a a slutty flight attendant. Huge difference.
Letterman was just making a joke. That’s his job. He or his writer mistook Willow for Bristol (or the other way around - I don’t follow the Palins close enough to know who is who).
You on the other hand, pretend to be a reporter. Getting a quote correct is something 3rd graders that do not pretend to be reporters can get straight.
Please find another job.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:25 AM
hahah, this “piece” was more humorous than anything Dave said and he said some pretty funny things! hey Michelle maybe Dave could throw you a bone and give you a writing job for some skits on his show. You’re a decent enough looking broad, but you have the mental acuity of a banana slug. David Letterman is a comedian, he makes jokes, it’s not meant to be taken seriously. You must really “hate” Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, George Carlin, Jackie Gleason (threatening his wife with physical abuse constantly and mentally abusing her), etc. Well at least Letterman isn’t a drug abusing, hypocrite, college drop out with multiple failed marriages like Rush Limbaugh….
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:26 AM
While Letterman’s quotes were in poor taste, Palin has done her daughters far more harm by naming them “Willow” and “Bristol”...
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:26 AM
Michelle: Your indignation, while undoubtedly at least partially sincere, begs a question: Why would Gov. Palin, who is so indignant about this affront, accept the nomination from Sen. John McCain? McCain, after all, is the king of r*pe and lewd jokes. Remember this little chestnut, which garnered so many laughs from your right-wing pals: “Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.”
Or the punchline to the one about the woman who was r*ped by an ape: “When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, ‘Where is that marvelous ape?’”
Before bearing (false?) witness against Letterman, you might speak up against those in your own party — Limbaugh, Savage, et al. — who make hay and huge profits with digusting jokes.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:27 AM
I find the article to be precisely on target. Letterman is the perfect “elite liberal snob” and makes no pretext to be anything other.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:27 AM
letterman needs to go .. Just Like Imus ...
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:27 AM
It’s intersting how MSNBC pundits ran to protect David Letterman from this ‘bully’, Sarah Palin…like the over-protective parent who has the money to pay his child’s way out of trouble, all throughout life.
Sarah Palin can handle it…but her 14 year old daughter was at the NY Yankees game with her mother. She was a visitor in NYC and a millionare “comic” attacked her for cheap laughs. The daughter should have been left alone.
Letterman, to my knowledge has never had to make a serious decision in his life…he just makes millions of dollars making fun of people who make less money than he does…then runs to the left for protection if he’s pressured.
And the Left…they will try to stomp anyone who gets in his way.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:27 AM
If you genuinely want these kinds of televised jokes to stop becoming commonplace, the first thing you have to do is get off your soapbox. Describing Letterman in absolutes and beating the dead horse about the same comments over and over does 2 things: 1) Letterman gets more publicity and 2) encourages him to do it again. Making a media-frenzy about an offensive joke is only going to make more people watch Letterman. Continuing on your crusade for protecting the youth of public officials is as pointless as it is fruitless. If Sarah Palin doesn’t want her children subjected to the often callous nature of the public limelight, she should have considered that prior to running the positions she did. She needs to weigh the importance of her job and the principles she’s going to argue for against the possibility of people saying mean things about her and her family. This is the most uninteresting news article I have ever read and it is punctuated by more and more people protesting against obvious things. It is easy to argue that Letterman’s joke was in bad taste, but you’re not going to get an apology from him. So all you’re really doing is letting this issue snowball into something bigger and bigger which in turns increases Letterman’s credibility as an important public figure. Remember all the arguing that went on about Howard Stern and how everything that guy said was the most evil and vile and despicable things that anyone could ever say? Ultimately, that crusade led to him making more money with new contracts than any other radio personality ever. More than Larry King, more than Limbaugh, more than O’Riley, or any other well-paid face who’s primary job is to get people to listen to them talk.
Letterman has the freedom to say more or less whatever he wants. His reason for self-censorship will only ever be determined by the bottom-line. If comments like that decrease his viewers, he’s less likely to say them again. If he makes a comment and then the rest of the media blows up over it, he’ll ultimately see a benefit from the increased ratings. It’s people like you that are giving him his power.
The United States and its media affiliates need to pick their battles with a bit more intelligence. Whining will not only get you nowhere but it will bolster your opponent. Grow some thicker skin and get over it. If everyone took it in stride in the first place, Sarah Palin would never have even heard about it, Willow wouldn’t be laughed at by her classmates and the American population, and everyone could move on. If you’re actually a victim of rape, would you really want the entire nation to be informed and talk about it everyday in the news?
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:30 AM
Re: “. . .how tacking on four years to the target daughter makes it funny”
It’s not the four extra years, it’s the fact that she’d already gotten pregnant that makes it funny. It’s the insinuation that she’s a promiscuous girl with poor judgement.
But that begs the point, at what age is someone eligible to become the target of jokes?
Re: “We unenlightened dim bulbs who live outside of Manhattan’s boundaries don’t get the joke.”
I’m pretty sure you’d be unenlightened and dim no matter where you lived. I’m not entirely sure, though . . . tell ya what, why don’t you move to Iran for a year and let me know if you get any brighter?
Re: “Letterman reminds me of a lecher at the school bus stop. Or an aging creep lurking in the dirty magazine section at a convenience store.”
You’ve really got to stop trolling for dates at school bus stops and convenience stores. I’d say you’re better than that, but . . . well, you’re not. But that doesn’t mean you can’t make an effort.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:31 AM
Let’s be hones the joke is not about either of the daughters. It’s about the Hypocrisy from Governor Palin when it comes to family values being used a stump speech of her own campaign, yet it seems her own family does not adhere to any of those values themselves.
“Do as I say not as I do” is a pretty hard political platform to stand on
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:33 AM
PALIN…...PURE CLASS,
LETTERMAN…...BIG DUMB ASS.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:34 AM
Funny how these hypocrites are so outraged by political correctness, until they are offended. A bit of political advice for Palin, it’s too late, but no politician has ever gained by reacting to this sort of thing.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:35 AM
I love this kind of thing. This is not a matter of right vs. wrong. This is a matter of Michelle’s *perception* of right vs. wrong. It’s sadly typical of people like Michelle to misinterpret context. I think my favorite part is “how will you explain this to your son?”.
It’s none of anybody’s business if/how DL explains anything to his son. Michelle I’m sure you’re quite perfect and never sarcastic. The rest of us admire and appreciate your moral and ethical code. It’s pretty obvious you feel the need to impress that upon us every chance you get so- good job! Impressive.
DL is a comedian and no matter how “right” or “wrong” you think his jokes are, they are jokes.
Michelle, I think a little closer to the mark would be to admit that you secretly love it when someone like DL gives you the opportunity to re-affirm your moral high-ground. I’m sure there are reasons for that and I’m sure I don’t care. You need to do that and that’s ok by me.
I’ll still tolerate your opinion.
Best,
Chris
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:35 AM
Michelle,
Go back to Journalism school. Sarah Palin is a public figure and is subject to the same treatment as any other public figure, offensive or not.
It’s not about what Mr. Letterman said, but rather his right to say it. He just happens to have a public forum.
I can assure you I know people who have said much, much worse in private.
As far as her being this “dynamic” lady, you should go back and watch her interviews, debates, public appearances. It was embarrassing she was even considered for the VP position.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:36 AM
While I don’t agree with David Letterman stepping over the line to joke about Palin’s children, Palin herself has been preaching hate, fear and bigotry unchecked for years. Which is worse? Attention, Alaska: Get her help now.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:36 AM
Take a joke for a joke. For example “Gee Michelle, David Letterman really upset you, is that why you have such a long face?”
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:36 AM
Trite nonsense such as almost every word that comes from Michelle Malkin is why individuals who used to self identify as Republicans are now ashamed to admit any affiliation, much less vote, for the party. While there is no doubt a conservative base that spends a fair share of their time reading tabloids in the checkout line, there were, once upon a time, intellectual conservatives who simply believed in limited government and personal responsibility. Now that ideology is a thing of lore and myth and we are only left with these empty headed drones who spend every waking minute looking for a headline to attach themselves to in a desperate attempt to stay relevant rather than presenting parallel solutions to solve the same problems the Democrats are actively going after by increasing government. Michelle Malkin is a perfect example of why the Republicans can no longer win elections. Sure, 25% of the population is barely literate and white and just wants a headline to get angry about because every other issue is too complicated for them to grasp, but if the Republicans want to remain a contender for national elections they are going to have to, once again, start appealing to those of us who are patriots, but believe that limited government is the issue, and that includes limiting our governments participation in foreign boondoggles and growing our domestic intelligence capabilities into a police state by spending trillions of our dollars as they have done in the last 8 years. Freedom comes with inherent risk, but real patriots embrace that danger and would have it no other way. Instead we have these mind numbingly moronic and cowardly pundits like Michelle fretting over what a 60+ year old late night comedian has to say about the daughter of an empty headed politician who was selected only for her ability to “arouse” that half literate and demographically shrinking base of rejects who still believe the earth was made in 6 days and that everything is as black and white as good vs. evil. Sarah Palin paraded her children around for months as the only abstract accomplishment in her life trying to garner the “hockey mom” vote and invited the public scrutiny of her children when she sent them around doing interviews as minors. Whether or not David Letterman’s comments were in good taste or not is irrelevant at that point, comedy isn’t always nice and if you don’t like it, we live in a democracy and you can vote with your remote, but the topic certainly should not be elevated to the level of national discourse that it has been in the last few days by the desperate right, that is unless they simply have nothing else to offer or cling to. We live in a complicated interconnected world, and if the traditionally conservative values of limited government and personal freedoms are to survive the voice of those values needs to come from someone with more than two active brain cells fighting for dominance.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:36 AM
Michelle, I applaud your listing of the satirical jabs that David Letterman took at the not-so-fragile Sarah Palin. I had forgotten several of them, but they are indeed amusing. Sarah Palin can take care of herself. If she did not want the public eye upon her family, she should have gracefully bowed out of the race. No one would have thought the second thing about it. Knowing what obstacles her family was enduring, she made the wrong choice. Just like her daughter. I am certain that if Sarah Palin were a candidate on the Democratic ticket, the Republicans would have shredded her to bits. I do not feel sorry for her; she brought the ire of politics upon her family. We live in a back-stabbing, brutal society that ALWAYS casts the first stone. I think anyone who has been begging for the dismissal of David Letterman is obsessed with defending a moral idiot. But, they base this on their morals. Ironic, no?
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:36 AM
Don’t we have more important issues to tackle?
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:36 AM
How can anyone possibly continue to defend Letterman is just beyond me. I’m just stunned!
Local complains about Michelle then turns right around and does the same thing to her. Local has no grounds to stand on! Absurd!
It is always wrong to besmirch the morals and character of these public figures. Can we have commentary that is not so shallow and mean spirited?
I am disgusted by the left claiming to be in favor of some new era of civility and then defending, almost exalting this kind of speech. Sad!
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:37 AM
What’s the difference between Bristol getting “knocked up” out of wedlock & David Letterman’s wife? Umm, ...
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:37 AM
letterman is not the only one to poke fun at her…..she is not smart(Couric) interview and had no place in ruining mccains chances at presidency
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:38 AM
I love this kind of thing. This is not a matter of right vs. wrong. This is a matter of Michelle’s *perception* of right vs. wrong. It’s sadly typical of people like Michelle to misinterpret context. I think my favorite part is “how will you explain this to your son?”.
It’s none of anybody’s business if/how DL explains anything to his son. Michelle I’m sure you’re quite perfect and never sarcastic. The rest of us admire and appreciate your moral and ethical code. It’s pretty obvious you feel the need to impress that upon us every chance you get so- good job! Impressive.
DL is a comedian and no matter how “right” or “wrong” you think his jokes are, they are jokes.
Michelle, I think a little closer to the mark would be to admit that you secretly love it when someone like DL gives you the opportunity to re-affirm your moral high-ground. I’m sure there are reasons for that and I’m sure I don’t care. You need to do that and that’s ok by me.
I’ll still tolerate your opinion.
Best,
Chris
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:39 AM
First, Letterman is a late night show and is only supposed to be watched by adults or at the descretion of parents. Second, if you dont like his humor, dont watch. Simple as that. Another thing, Letterman doesnt have to talk to his kids about jokes he does on his show, because back to the first point in my comment, its for adults. Honestly, I dont understand why it is soooo hard to turn the channel for some people.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:39 AM
Fire the letch! H isn’t funny, just sick
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:39 AM
Michelle Malkin, you ignorant slut ...
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:40 AM
Right on! Letterman is a creep, and I pity those who waste their time being “entertained” by such a low-life.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:40 AM
Brilliant Michelle. I could not have said it better.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:41 AM
That space between your eyes is obviously not filled with brain matter.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:41 AM
everyone pokes fun at palin…leno etc….she’s an idiot and so is this column
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:42 AM
I think the media sre given too much attention to Palin’s daughter saga. It is even shameful to promote that a teenager having a child is a good thing. The media should have seized an opportunity to critize Palin during her run for Vice President.
It is bad model for an American mother, family or a teenager. America has always spoke against children having babies. When did it became a style or “cool” to have a baby with another teenager at that age. The media should not be intimidated by Palin. It’s bad sample as a family model. Palin herself made her daughter as target by introducing her daughter into the public platform by always bringing her daughter to rallies, etc.
For simply fact that one does not support abortion does not mean one should follow a way that the society do not accept to bring kids to this world. From what I know a good family will raise their children to finish college, get married before having kids. If Palin wants to set herself up as an American first lady then I would say she has already failed principle one (1). Life starts from home, manage your home as you will manage America.
It’s time to put the story to rest because no matter how one defend his/her self it bad way to set example as first family.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:42 AM
You have not watched Letterman. If you had, you would not be making such a complete fool of yourself right now. Bristol Palin is the “slut” I’m QUITE sure you made fun of in high school. You know, the girl who couldn’t even make it to graduation without making that one key mistake that screws up your life and cuts your opportunities in half? So what did her mother, who seems to be your hero today, teach her daughter about SELF RESPECT, BIRTH CONTROL and oh yeah, FORNICATION?
No one said a single word anywhere near RAPE until you right wing smear and fear mongers came along. The joke was a lame one. It died right there on the table, only to have the mother of the so-called “victim” give it CPR until it got good and revived. Shining the light YET AGAIN on her failure as a mother and on her daughter - who would probably have preferred not to have one of her largest life embarrassments made into a public freak show once more.
Letterman is a LATE NIGHT comedian. No young girls should even be watching his show, so it takes the gutter-minded, right-wing smear sheep - such as yourself - to make sure everybody hears the joke again and again and again. Not to mention turn it from a completely fair game one liner into a perverse “rape joke”.
This is all so maybe we’ll forget that Sarah Palin is crooked, stupid, a horrible parent and a lame politician. Forget all that - just don’t forget her. She won’t stand for that, no matter what it takes or who gets hurt in the process.
» on 06.15.09 @ 08:43 AM
To Marc in New York - Hey Stupid, the Joke was about the Daughter at the game. That daughter was 14. The joke wouldn’t work if it was about the 18 year old, because she was not there, Stupid. That’s what does not make sense, Stupid. As much as you wish people would buy that stupid excuse, Stupid, they are not. It is also not the “end of story” Stupid. Your posting didn’t make sense, Stupid.
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