While the National Football League continues to turn a once-proud and exhilarating sport into soccer, Noozhawk readers were tackling an unusual number of unusual stories — at least with those that made the Top 5 list, and even several that didn’t.
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Well, that weekend home improvement project turned out to be a doozy.
Residents who recently moved into a house on Santa Barbara’s Westside were tidying up the backyard the afternoon of Sept. 14 when they came upon a badly decomposed body.
According to Santa Barbara police Lt. Aaron Baker, the remains were found behind the house in the 1500 block of Clearview Road, a quiet residential street just west of West Micheltoena Street.
He said the body was so decayed that it was difficult to determine if it was a man or a woman.
“We don’t know at this point if a crime was committed or it was a medical situation,” Baker told our Tom Bolton.
The remains were turned over to the Santa Barbara County Coroner’s Bureau for an autopsy and an attempt at identification.
As far as I know, Dorothea Montalvo Puente didn’t have a connection to Santa Barbara, but she’s got an airtight alibi anyway.
It may come as a surprise to most property owners, tenants, architects and contractors in Santa Barbara, but when it wants to, the city Planning and Zoning Division can move with lightning speed.
The action was not unwarranted. As club owner Arlene Lawson freely acknowledged, and Josh duly corroborated and reported, quite a lot of renovation work had been done to the old Café del Sol space at 30 Los Patos Way — none of it with permits.
In fact, I believe Lawson’s exact words were, “Everything is done with screws. If they don’t like it, we’ll take it down.”
Whether all that effort will be coming unscrewed, I don’t know, but Lawson is a long way from abracadabra. Although the Architectural Board of Review previously reviewed the project, it’s nowhere near approval, which means no building permits.
That’s not the tricky part, though. As readers of my columns know, I’m increasingly convinced that the city’s inconsistent inspection process is in need of serious reform.
But don’t take my word for it. The city’s chief building official, Andrew Stuffler, told Josh the Magic Castle Cabaret stop-work order was issued because someone on his staff read the Noozhawk story and brought it to his attention.
He then sent inspectors to the site, noting that the city has “a reactive code-enforcement building department,” as if that’s a good thing.
“It takes a news article, it takes someone at the counter bringing it to our attention,” Stuffler said.
“There’s so much construction going on, on weekends alone, you’d have to have a pretty robust building department.”
I thought he already had a pretty robust building department, but if I’m hearing him correctly, the city is relying on and rewarding tattletales, project opponents, self-appointed busybodies and — I guess — Noozhawk.
While I’m flattered, that is an uneven and patently unfair administration of oversight and, frankly, justice. City staff should be neutral, and treat every project with predictable resources and response. To do otherwise exposes them as advocates and not arbiters of permit and code enforcement.
Just in the last few weeks since I’ve been writing about the Magic Castle Cabaret missteps, as well as the temporary stop-work order issued to the Mosaic project downtown, I’ve been inundated with complaints from frustrated applicants with similar stories to tell — and several with egregious and far more arbitrary examples.
To those of you who have shared your sagas with me, please know that I have been relaying them to our news side. But we are going to need some of you to go on the record. The only way to change this process to one of more transparency is to be transparent.
One driver was killed and another critically injured in a powerful head-on collision on Highway 1 south of Lompoc on Sept. 17. A dog in one of the vehicles also died in the crash.
According to California Highway Patrol Officer Joel Asmussen, the wreck occurred about 3:30 p.m. when a northbound Toyota 4Runner crossed into the highway’s southbound lane and slammed into an oncoming Ford passenger van south of Jalama Road.
The driver of the 4Runner — identified as Elaine Ventura, 66, of Lompoc — was pronounced dead at the scene, he said.
“For an unknown reason, Ms. Ventura made an unsafe turning movement, allowing her vehicle to drift into the southbound lane,” Asmussen said. “Her vehicle then collided head on with the Ford van.”
The cause of the crash is under investigation by the CHP. Asmussen said it was not known if alcohol or drugs were a factor.
Authorities closed Highway 1 between Lompoc and Gaviota for more than three hours so the wreckage could be cleared and the scene investigated.
An Isla Vista party. Just before midnight on a Friday. A young woman sitting on the railing of a clifftop balcony.
What could possibly go wrong?
Let’s have Sheriff’s Department spokeswoman Kelly Hoover answer that.
“Several reporting parties said a female college student fell from a balcony and landed in the water,” Hoover said in reporting the 9-1-1 calls that came in just before midnight Sept. 14 from a house party in the 6700 block of Del Playa Drive.
“One witness said the young woman was sitting on the balcony when she fell backward over the cliff.”
According to Hoover, bystanders raced down to the beach and pulled the 20-year-old woman out of the ocean. They apparently placed her on a bed of kelp at the base of the cliff, which is where she was found by emergency responders that included county firefighters, sheriff’s deputies and UC Santa Barbara police officers assigned to the Isla Vista Foot Patrol.
The woman was transported by American Medical Response ambulance to Santa Barbara Cottage Hospital with undisclosed injuries. Her identity was not released, but she reportedly is a Santa Barbara City College student.
Hoover said alcohol is believed to be a factor in the fall.
I know. I’m as surprised as you are.
Although HomeGoods has an online presence, it uses its website to direct customers to its 300 stores around the country. Gift cards are the only thing it sells electronically.
The Goleta store moved in at 7035 Marketplace Drive in space vacated by Sports Authority, which went out of busines in 2016. Earlier this year, HomeGoods also opened at 765 Betteravia Road in Santa Maria.
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Last Year on Noozhawk
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Bill Macfadyen’s Story of the Week
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Best of Bill’s Instagram
The ramshackle Montecito house that became one of the most enthralling images from the deadly Jan. 9 flash flooding and debris flows has been cleared, and it’s in my Instagram feed.
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This reminds me that I need to videotape more of Riley the Wonder Malamute’s conversations.
(Rumble Viral video)
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— Bill Macfadyen is Noozhawk’s founder and publisher. Contact him at firstname.lastname@example.org, follow him on Twitter: @noozhawk and Instagram: @bill.macfadyen, or click here to read previous columns. The opinions expressed are his own.