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Stephanie Hayes: All the Junk Food Tom Brady Should Eat in Retirement

Congratulations, Tom Brady, on retiring from football and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last week after a few days of will-he-won’t-he speculation. It was a sexy Sam and Diane thing, except you were Diane and the rest of the football world was Sam, and I guess that makes Gronk Frasier? Anyway, we’re not here to talk…

by Stephanie Hayes | @StephHayes February 8, 2022 | 10:00 am
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Stephanie Hayes: Trying to Relax in a Year When Nothing Is Stressful at All

by Stephanie Hayes | @StephHayes February 1, 2022 | 10:00 am
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Stephanie Hayes: I Accidentally Put My Number on HomeAdvisor, Now I Perish

by Stephanie Hayes | @StephHayes January 25, 2022 | 10:00 am
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Stephanie Hayes: Is it a Cold or COVID-19, and Will I Ever Escape This Mental Prison?

by Stephanie Hayes | @StephHayes January 18, 2022 | 10:00 am
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Stephanie Hayes: COVID-19’s Office Protocol Reaches Colorful Phase

by Stephanie Hayes | @StephHayes January 9, 2022 | 5:45 pm
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Stephanie Hayes: Petition to Cancel the Week Between Christmas and New Year’s

by Stephanie Hayes | @StephHayes January 2, 2022 | 12:30 pm
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Stephanie Hayes: A New Year’s Prayer for an Average, Boring, Unremarkable 2022

by Stephanie Hayes | @StephHayes December 26, 2021 | 5:45 pm
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Stephanie Hayes: Coffee Hacks to Survive the Half-and-Half Shortage

by Stephanie Hayes | @StephHayes December 19, 2021 | 5:45 pm
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Stephanie Hayes: Beware the 7 Types of Christmas Shopper

by Stephanie Hayes | @StephHayes December 12, 2021 | 5:45 pm
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Stephanie Hayes: After Omicron Variant, Let’s Ditch the COVID-19 Greek Alphabet

by Stephanie Hayes | @StephHayes December 5, 2021 | 5:45 pm
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Stephanie Hayes: Christmas Shipping Delays Got You Down? Give Kids Your Old Jeans

by Stephanie Hayes | @StephHayes November 28, 2021 | 5:45 pm
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Stephanie Hayes: Even if You Don’t Read This, I’m Thankful

by Stephanie Hayes | @StephHayes November 21, 2021 | 5:45 pm
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Stephanie Hayes: Tales From a COVID-19 Pandemic Home Renovation

by Stephanie Hayes | @StephHayes November 14, 2021 | 5:45 pm

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