Stephanie Hayes: All the Junk Food Tom Brady Should Eat in Retirement
Congratulations, Tom Brady, on retiring from football and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last week after a few days of will-he-won’t-he speculation. It was a sexy Sam and Diane thing, except you were Diane and the rest of the football world was Sam, and I guess that makes Gronk Frasier? Anyway, we’re not here to talk…