For five decades, you’ve been shelling out for him — to the tune of an estimated $200 million for local nonprofit organizations. Now you have an opportunity to sell out for him, too.

Of course, we’re talking about Larry Crandell’s favorite subject — Larry Crandell — on the occasion of his 85th birthday. The event is a fun-raising/fund-raising roast of “Mr. Santa Barbara” to benefit the Arthritis Foundation of Santa Barbara, and there are just a few tickets remaining.

The birthday bash begins with cocktails and a cash bar at 6 p.m. Thursday at the Four Seasons Biltmore Resort. Dinner follows at 7 p.m. Soon after, a parade of celebrity roasters will do the honors of skewering the man who has used them — and many of you — as wisecrack material at countless fund raisers throughout the South Coast.

Peter Noone of Herman’s Hermits fame is the night’s master of ceremonies, and the roasters are songwriter Jeff Barry; former Montecito Journal publisher Jim Buckley; comedian Matt Iseman; Tom Parker, president of the Hutton Foundation; and Michael Towbes, chairman of The Towbes Group Inc. If history is any guide, Larry will have his say, too — along with a plug for his book, Silver Tongue, written by his son, Steven.

The event is presented by the Hutton Foundation and sponsored by Affinity Bank, Bryant & Sons Jewelers, Cox Communications, FirstClickSEO, Montecito Bank & Trust, Mosher Foundation, Santa Barbara Bank & Trust, Santa Barbara Zoo, UCSB and Village Properties Realtors.

Tickets to this once-in-a-lifetime party are $250 and, as mentioned previously, there are just a few left. Click here for more information or call Jeanne David at the Arthritis Foundation of Santa Barbara at 805.563.4685.

Bill Macfadyen is Noozhawk’s founder and publisher. Contact him at wmacfadyen@noozhawk.com, and follow him on Instagram: @bill.macfadyen. The opinions expressed are his own.