We didn’t know it when we got him, of course. He didn’t reveal this talent to us right away.

He would vocalize occasionally in dog-speak, but no one really had any idea what he was saying because he spoke in his language, and we spoke in ours, and there was no Rosetta Stone program for either of us.

But then one morning I came down the stairs, as I always do, and I said:

“Hello, Bowie!”

Bowie greeted me with some howling, as he always does, but this time, he said something very clear and easy to understand.

“Hello,” the dog said.

I stopped midstep.

“What?”

“Hello,” the dog said.

“Joel, come here!” I yelled back toward the bedroom. “The dog is talking.”

I heard the door open behind me, and my husband joined me on the steps.

“What are you taking about?” he said, sleepily.

“Watch this,” I said.

I looked down at the dog, wagging his tail at the bottom of the staircase.

“Hello, Bowie,” I greeted him.

“Hello,” the dog replied.

To be honest, it was actually more like, “Huhro,” but it sounded close enough and the circumstances were certainly right for a wholehearted hello.

This would be a good time to acknowledge that Bowie is a golden retriever, and golden retrievers are not generally known for their vocal techniques.

Alaskan malamutes and Siberian huskies tend to be the big talkers and will often congregate around water coolers to discuss the latest show on Netflix.

But golden retrievers generally prefer to keep their opinions to themselves and refrain from any gossip or innuendo. Their motto is, “Speak softly and carry a big stick … or frisbee or tennis ball.”

We went downstairs and the dog greeted us in a more traditional dog way by bringing us a toy, wagging his tail and generally just acting as though he were happy to see us, unlike our actual children who had typically greeted us in the morning with a grunt and a sneer.

“Does he say anything else?” my husband wondered aloud.

“I don’t know,” I said. “I haven’t asked him.”

We let the dog out, even though he hadn’t said, “I need to go out,” and then when he came back in, I turned to him and said, “Do you want your breakfast?”

He sat and looked at me quite seriously. Then he spoke.

“Hello,” the dog replied.

“Looks like he’s a one-trick pony,” my husband said.

“Don’t pressure him,” I said. “He’ll lose confidence.”

I decided to give up on the talking dog lessons and walked across the floor to get the dog his food.

But as I walked, I failed to notice that it was raining outside and the dog had left a big puddle in the middle of the kitchen floor.

I hit the puddle with my foot, lost my balance, skidded across the floor and fell flat on my butt.

The dog watched this, then let out a series of guffaws that could only be interpreted as laughter.

“Well, he may only be able to say hello,” my husband said. “But at least he’s got a sense of humor.”