Z: I feel like I’m falling in love all over again.
She: That’s so sweet.
Z: Not with you, silly.
She: Where do we keep the shotgun?
Z: I’m falling back in love with the freeway. Driving on the freshly paved southbound Highway 101 is like floating on the bosoms of liberty.
She: You’ve obviously been nipping at the vodka.
Z: It’s a smooth, obsidian stretch of endlessly forgiving hard pack. The freshly repaved 101 is like an iPhone, all sleek surfaces and tactile provocation
She: It’s a road.
Z: It’s a flat stairway to heaven. It’s the promise of modern machinery. It’s a trail of laughter and deep, bass jazz undulating down the coast toward the thrill of West Coast freedom.
She: Did you hit your head on something?
Z: I’ve written a haiku. Freeway freeway free / ebony onyx jet path / you drive me happy
She: Been sucking on too much carbon monoxide?
Z: Maybe. It may also be the comparison between what it was and what it finally is. Even just two weeks ago it was the highway to hell.
She: True. I was afraid to drive in the fast lane because I thought my wheels might fall off.
Z: It was a nightmare or ruts, hellport potholes and trenches. That may be why I’m waxing so rhapsodic now.
She: There were so many potholes I was starting to think that they were put there on purpose; another traffic calming measure like the roundabouts.
Z: But traffic lingers nevermore. O free freeway of my heart, you make me smile like the grille on a Cadillac.
She: I’m guessing a few cars had their tailpipes busted off and dumped a fog of exhaust into your brain.
Z: More likely than not. The 101 has been a nightmare. I had a carefully planned pattern of lane switching to avoid street rubble on my nightly drive home.
She: It’s not like the construction process made it better.
Z: Not in the interim. That’s when they grind down parts of the street to even things out.
She: It also freaked me out when they only had one or two lanes paved. It felt like I was falling off a curb every time I changed lanes.
Z: It did confirm something that Koss was worried about.
She: The boy was stressing about the freeway?
Z: That’s my kid. He was worried about what will happen in 100 years after repeated repaving.
She: Given the delayed scheduling of this most recent work, I’m guessing that’s one more paving.
Z: Or two. In any case, he was worried that if they keep repaving it, at some point we will be driving 10 feet higher than we are now. I told him not to worry, because the pavement’s not that thick.
She: But you were wrong. It’s at least an inch or two.
Z: I know. We also figured that it must be pretty thick when we noticed that they ground out the old pavement under all the overpasses — so that the height limit wouldn’t change.
She: How did you finally address his fears?
Z: Flying cars. They’re always about 50 years in the future, so we’re pretty sure this is the solution.
She: Ah yes, The Jetsons theory of transportation. An oldie but a goodie.
Z: Now that they’re finished with most of the southbound paving, I can’t wait for the northbound to be done.
She: Until then, I’m only driving south. Going north just isn’t worth it.
Z: And when they do finally finish? I’m thinking a full sonnet. Maybe even an ode.
She: Yes, dear.
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